Fashion Gateway Blog

I’ve watched the E! Exclusive: fashion alert featuring the top 50 don’ts in fashion, and I totally agree with them, here some preview:

50-too much layered-clothing
49-sided-pigtails, pigtails on the side of head
48-crown-like tiarra
47-head-to-toe signature clothes
46-fanny-pack bag (bag sa bewang ng mga tindera sa palengke)
45-goth-look (the goth look has goth to go!)
44-lingerie as clothing
43-mullets haircut (think of the 70’s jean claude)
42-door-knocker earrings
41-neo-colored leather (think of micheal jackson in ‘billy jean’)
40-men’s suit in women
39-suspenders (think of larry king)
38-over-plucked eyebrows
37-mesh tops
36-over-sized handbags
35-baggy clothes (clothes like elephant-cut demins)
34-too-tight clothes (body hugging clothes to the max!)
33-nail-art (dirty!)
32-uneven dyed hair
31-animal prints (have some mercy!)
30-body piercing (it’s cancerous)
29-too much make-up (you don’t belong in circus!)
28-over-haules
27-shoulder pads (we’re not in the 70’s)
26-holiday sweater (color combination sucks!)
25-tie-dye shirts (clothes like batik)
24-muffin tops (shirts with ‘bilbil’)
23-puffy shirt for guys (think of the musketeers)
22-micro-minis
21-muscle t-shirt (worn by guys without muscles)
20-neo-hosiery (stockings in vibrant colors)
19-lip-liners
18-over-accesorizing (duh!)
17-too much handbags (handbag sa right hand, handbag sa left arm)
16-over-lacing (you’re not a curtain)
15-jewelry appliqu’s (imagine a shirt with gems all-over it)
14-mens suit paired with sneakers (wear suits with leathers, ok?)
13-out-land foundation (may foundation ka sa mukha, pero wala sa leeg, scary!)
12-raccoon-eye make-up (combination of too much mascara and eye liner)
11-blings (you’re not p. diddy)
10-huge-phased curly hair (big-kinky-curly hairs, monsterous!)
09-head-to-toe denim clothing (maong ang top, maong ang bottom, maong ang footwear)
08-mom-jeans (’huge belly jeans’)
07-cleavage-bearing tops (try to be conservative sometimes, ok?)
06-mean-message shirts (shirt with messages like ‘fuck you’ or something like that)
05-scrunchies
04-chopsticks
03-see-through clothing (you’re not a stripper)
02-orange tan (think of someone na nagpatan, then natusta!)

This may be shocking, but for me, it’s not because a lot of people especially ladies are doing this fashion crime’..

01-visible panty lines

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